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Thanks, I hope your daugther gets well, where in the South you live? I live in Central Florida between Kissimee and Melbourne. 
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I hope that you don't step foot in the bar Terl, there were some souvenirs left behind just in case you decided to rebuild the Bar without changing the name, wait and you will see the fireworks the first night the bar opens, a good advise don't stay to close to the dancing Altarians girls, they are really Drag queens. 
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Not the deep South, I live in Virginia. In the mountainous section of Virginia to be exact. In the Southwest part of Virginia to be more exact.
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Nice place to live, I am trying to convince my wife to move to that area, but jobs are kind of hard to find in that region. 
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Yes, the job market is a little down around here. But it is a great place to live. 
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Theoden stepped up to the podium at the news conference. Greldon stood beside him, sporting the shiny new badge of the FotRCTF.
"Mr. Seeker Master, alias Mayito7777, alias Jedi Mayito7777, alias Jedi Master Mayito7777, alias Admiral Mayito7777 is wanted for questioning regarding bar destruction and the abduction of a helpless troll. His whereabouts are unknown at this time, however we have witnesses who are cooperating with authorities and hope to have Mr. Seeker in custody soon. When questioned about the accused, a spokesman from the Jedi Republic answered "We should have known the boy was going to get himself in trouble after leaving the Republic." Mr. Seeker now has warrants in 11 star systems. Are there any questions?"
A reporter from the Special Forces Network stood up.
"Samurai Ben of SFN, has Mr. Seeker Master any distinguishing marks that might help people identify him?"
"Good question, Ben! Yes, Mr. Seeker is known to dress in what some describe as a toga, but is more closely related to that Vulcan robe that Spock wore in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. He is likely to be mumbling something about keys or stones and should certainly be talking about the Light everywhere he goes. He has a Cuban accent. Any more questions? No? Okay, thank you all for your time."
With that, Theoden and Greldon exited the news conference room.
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#1361
by Veteran Terl - 1/13/2004 12:08:48 PM
This is John Walsh. Tonight on "Middle Earth's Most Wanted" we are looking for clues to help us find Seeker Master. We will be asking for you, the viewer, to phone in tips to our hotline after the show. A note to minions of the Darklord, we will be accepting palantir calls on this one.
Seeker Master, we ask, seeking the light? Or seeking trouble? He casts himself in shadows of benevolence yet we go now to Curt the Troll to ask for his opinion. Curt, can you tell us what you know?
"Well, I was at da Pony wit my friends just having a good time when all of a sudden I am in a big bag. I wakes up in a strange place an gets shoved about a bit. Then da man, he takes me in da bag again an next youse know I was back here, bein' let go free in the woods. I done nothin' to this guy. Oh he was wearin' a white sheet-like dress and kept talking about light, or spam, or somethin' like dat."
And now we go to the Prancing Pony to talk with the bartender.
"I was just cleaning up this morning, getting ready for the day when this guy in white comes in with some kind of weird saber thing and he just starts wailing away on everything. Just a-hacking and chopping everything, he was. He was laughing wildly, almost crazy like. The after he left this Terl guy comes and offers to fix it all back up, which he did."
Please, if you have any information at all call the FoTRCTF or 1-800-GET-SEEK with your tips. We have to get this man off the streets before he destroys more or kidnaps again.
Thank you Middle Earth for watching. Goodnight.
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Middle Earth's Most Wanted!!
Samwise...er...Terl! You really do belong back in the Fellowship!!
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Congratulations to Ginata for breaking the million point barrier! Metaverse scientists have long theorised that if a single player's score exceeded a million points, they would gain infinite mass, travel backwards in time, and collapse into a black hole. This theory has now been disproved! On behalf of the opposition to the Special Forces, I'd like to wish her a long, happy and above all imminent retirement.
   
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Indeed. (I'm starting to sound like Arcilte!!  )
I've gotta say this thread has certainly turned into one of the most popular lately! Seeker's crime spree has generated a lot of interest in the Fellowship.
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Wow!! Assault on an officer of the FotRCTF!! That's a serious offense! 
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Your patrols ships are too slow to stop the Seeker Master or better known now as "The Enforcer", you better watch out, you all are being nutty kids you may not get a present for Christmas, just coal nuggets (Ooops sorry I was watching St Clause 2)
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And what a Great Room it is!!  Okay, corny joke.
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The Pony bar suddenly gets rattle to its core, a series of explosives discharges rattle the place, but no damage just papers appear spread everywhere on them the picture of the new galactic villain "The Enforcer" is on them with big red letters "Come and join The Empire of The Light" or all the bars will be destroyed starting tomorrow at 00.90:00 GYW Metaverse time.
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WARNING ALERT!!! WARNING ALERT!!! Do no visit any of the FOTR bars they are all rigg and will be blown apart tomorrow at 9:00 Metaverse time if they don't hand over Theoden to the Empire of The Light, you are been warned!!!!
Signed The Enforcer
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