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#1726
by Veteran Terl - 1/22/2004 2:13:00 PM
"Smeagol", he said "Where's my Ring"
Just to see if I would sing
I just stayed still and hung my head
He made me wish I were dead
Oh, Dark Lord got angry, Dark Lord got mad
Gave me a whipping like I never had
He wants his ring back, I wants my Precious!
Dark Lord, ouch, that really hurts, ow! it hurts a lot!
The Dark Lord he did set me free
To go beyond, to find the jewelry
He did have once upon his hand
I tried to say "You go pound sand" and
Oh, Sauron got angry, Sauron got mad
"Get the ring you gnarled hobbit lad!"
"I want my ring back, I want my ring now!"
"Oh, Is'es loookses for the preciousesss now!!
To: Johnny Get Angry
Yes, LoTR the musical.... 
       
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#1729
by Veteran Terl - 1/22/2004 2:41:41 PM
"Hello? Ringwraith residence!"
"Yes, I'm calling from AT&T and we'd like to offer you an opportunity to join our Friends of Arda Calling plan"
"No thank you, I am quite happy with the Call of the Ring Plan I have right now."
"Well, may I ask, if you are the decision maker in your household, Mr Ringwraith?"
"Well, no, actually. That would be a Mister Sauron. We kind of do his bidding, you know how it is, work, work, work. It is just so difficult being neither alive nor dead."
"Oh! I am terribly sorry sir! I did not realize your...erm...status. Unfortunately, we cannot offer our plan to friends of the Nether Realms at this time. Sorry to have bothered you...."
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#1731
by Veteran Terl - 1/22/2004 3:06:13 PM
"Mr Melkor, I suppose you are wondering why I've had to call you in today."
"Actually I am quite surprised. Little Sauron has been quite good lately. Have you had problems with him here at school."
"Well, Mr Melkor, I am concerned about him a great deal. We have had several incidents lately and I have been tracking his work. Look, look at this artwork! I am gravely concerned that little Sauron has been dabbling in evil, sir. See the black mountains? This is all he draws, and also black skies. Very disturbing, Mr Melkor, very disturbing."
"You do know he is to be the Dark Lord, correct?"
"Mr Melkor! We do not discuss the children's future until they've taken the exams and spoken with counselors. Oh! And in metal shop, sir, he fashioned a bunch of silly rings. He gave them out to his friends and then wore one himself. No matter how many times I separate them they just wind up right back next to him."
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Wow! Now that's a parent-teacher conference you'd never forget! 
Go Terl! 
     
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The Mordor Bunch! Which one is Marcia?
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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You guys have definitely made my day a little better! I've been having a pretty bad day here at work.
I think I'll have a Torian Tornado myself!
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#1741
by Veteran Terl - 1/22/2004 3:30:01 PM
"Goober, what were you a-thinkin'?"
"Well Andy, how's I supposed ta know he was bad? The fellers that was with him, they din't look so's good bu Andy, I ain't had no business ta speak of lately so's I had to pitch in and make some money."
"Goober, Goober, Goober...."
"Andy, he was a nice feller though. After all he give Opie that nice ring, an' all. Course them funny lookin' fellers, well, they did carry Aunt Bea off somewhere yonder."
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"Andy!!!"
"What is it, Barney?"
"I was practicin' my jujitsu over in the courthouse when I heard this weird boom!  I turned around and there was this old lookin man, probably from over at Mount Pilot, with this big long stick. He was wearin' a white robe, like them girls in the church choir wear, too!"
"Barney, I'm surprised at you...you been into Otis' special recipe?"
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Arwen, Arwen, Arwen!
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. I guess my AP game will have to wait till tomorrow (if all goes well)
