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*** The G.C. Play House ***
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Ahhhh Evil Steve, time for retribution eh... I must admit it does seem a bit boy bandish...
I think Wombie will be working on the choreography as we speak...
MM77 any particular track you have in mind?
          
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nice one 
followed by Whiskey in Jar?
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#129
by Veteran MM77 - 11/12/2003 6:28:56 PM
YAH! 
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#130
by Veteran MM77 - 11/12/2003 6:31:59 PM
DON'T KILL ME but,
METALLIAC ( version )
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#133
by Veteran MM77 - 11/12/2003 7:12:07 PM
And thay say I"M CRAZY! 
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#134
by Veteran MM77 - 11/13/2003 7:12:11 AM
by Harel Eilam
The tales of the agent - part 8a
The final defeat of the candy-man
While the move to the secret forces has indeed unburdened the agent from numerous forms, binders and other sinister forms of bureucracy, from time to time even he had to put in his share. Thus there he was, sitting on the porch of the secret forces unofficial new headquertes of Barad-dur, interviewing new prospects for the team.
The way-ward mission against the Europeans delayed the nessecery death of MM77, and even Koala has been anxious for some action. But still, work beckons.
A small young women entered the porch, standing at attention near the table.
"Name?" Inquired the agent in a bored tone.
"Ginata" came the weak voice.
The agent raised his brows in surprise and looked up. He never expected a female.
"Do sit, my lady. Your credentials?" He inquired, while beckoning the chair nearby. Ginata passed him her papers.
"I see you were a Jedi. A female jedi? I thought all jedi's carried a... saber. Females don't actuallly have... sabers."
"Well, no. No saber."
"What do female jedi's do, then?"
"Mostly shop. That's why corusant is so rich."
"I... see. I am not sure shoping prowess are exactly what we are looking for."
"Well, I did once lead an empire of love-struck invidials and called myself cupid."
"Aha. Do go on."
"I'm also the most terryfing entity in the multiverse."
"While that is good, I assure you, we already have a terrfying entity in the force. Not to mention Koala in a dress."
"I have the highest score on the multiverse."
"that is nice, no doubt, but we hardly hire people due to their score. Point in case - Koala. The person can't even keep his place on the top25."
"Well, I'm also funny."
"Ah!" the agent's eyes brightned. "Why didn't you say so before? Welcome!"
So the three piled into the agent's ship, his old excalibur he "liberated" when he ceded from the Europeans. It was one manly man named Harel, one man who wants to be a women, and one woman with womenly charm. They will indeed an intresting trio.
"As you can see, Q has provided us with this map", the agent contineud. "The last speciman of MM77 is protected by an insanity shield."
"An insanity shield?" Ganiata inquired. "What is that? I have not met this MM77 prior."
"Well, he's utterly bonkers" muttered Koala.
"Quite so" agreed the agent. "If I also may say so, Koala, that's a mighty fine dress."
"Thanks. Ganita gave it to me."
"Did she now. Well, his isanity protects him from all sorts of regular attacks. Comments, logics, curses, barbs. He seems totally protected by normal text-based weapons. But we have do have a secret weapons - two irons balls. Ganita, you may have one of my balls."
"What about me" piped in Koala.
"You OBIVOUSLY don't have ANY balls, Koala. Just look at you!"
"But... but..."
"Now don't fret and have a choclate."
Koala greedy accepted the bar.
"Where is MM77 hiding now?" Inquired Ganita.
"I have tracked him down to the playhouse, a club in the Pangaea collective."
Koala raised his eyes in alarm. "The collective? Are we going to the collective? They are all bonkers there!"
"Precisly why MM77 fled there. But I thought you were brave, Koala. Don't you want your candy?"
Koala nodeed assent.
"It is agreed then. We set course to the nearest collective' party palace. It might be a good time to assimilate them. Right, Ganita?"
"That will be advisible."
"Thank you, Cotal of nine. Did I mention you look a bit like Jedi Ryan?"
"You mean tall, busty, blone and striking?"
"Actually, I was refering to your implants, but yes, also that. I always knew you were tall and blond."
"You know, so did I..."
To be continued....
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Glad to have it aired in the Playhouse
Ginata el bohemio
Is this just GalCiv?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a land-slide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skiesand seeeee
I'm just a poor girl
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to meeeeee
Mama, just killed an Altarian
Put a plasma pistol against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now, I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Flipping Drengins all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Torians
Mama, ooh oooh oooooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd given them all my techs
~~~ guitar solo ~~~
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Kil-la Ko-ala, will you do the fandango
Here comes Harel
Very, very frightening me
Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat
Obi Wan, magnifico
I'm just a poor girl and Mayito doesn’t love me
she's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare her her life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go wiil you let me go
Black Smoke
** No, we will not let you go
Let her go! Black Smoke!
We will not let you go
Let her go! Black Smoke!
We will not let you go, let her go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go, let me go oh oh oh oh…
Oh Jaws Wayfarer, Jaws Wayfarer , Jaws Wayfarer let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put a side for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave to die
Oh, Quacky, can't do this to me, Quacky
Just gotta get in
Just gotta get right in to here
Nothing really matters, any one can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
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#138
by Veteran MM77 - 11/13/2003 8:42:04 AM
D.J MC7  Here at W.G.C.P.H. to play you a remake of the old CLASSIC by LIVING COLOUR.
Now to play there version of Cotal PERSONALITY ( I Perfer the original ).
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
A Cotal Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cotal Personality
Like Harel Eilam and Kennedy
I'm the Co tal Per son al ity
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
Personality!
Neon lights, the G.C.Prize
The Mirror Speaks,the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cotal Personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cotal Personality
Like Evil Steve and Gandi
I'm the Co tal Per son al ity
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
Personality!
Neon lights, the G.C.Prize
A leader speaks,MM77 dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave you fortune
You gave you fame
I gave you power in your god MM77 name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Co tal Per son al ity
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal, I'm the Cotal
Personality!
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#141
by Veteran MM77 - 11/13/2003 3:11:59 PM
by Harel Eilam
The tales of the agent - part 8b
The trio were on their way to the nearest Pangaea collective's party palace, a huge death star minus the death part. The agent thought it was a grave misuse. Why have a flying space station the size of a small moon if you are not going to use it to blast entire civilizations to tiny bits? But the Pangaean ARE little odd.
In the mean time the agent busied himself by installing a new module in his software.
"What are you doing?" asked Ginata, the master of disguise. Right now she was in her Jeri Ryan outfit, a snappy brown thing with all the right curves.
"I am installing my TextGenerator mark 2 program. It's time for an upgrade."
"An upgrade?"
"Of my literary skills. Cyper latest story showed me the need to go above simple dialogues with incoherent syntex."
"So how is it going?"
"Well, the installation is taking a long, long time. The program is very buggy."
"Well, most software are."
"No, I mean REAL buggie. It has more mistakes in it's code that the bush administration."
"Bush?"
"President of the Red Necks empire. An irrelevent empire of yahoo's in the westward part of the galaxy."
The installation meter crepped ever toward 100%. Then, it reached 100%.
"rebooting" the agent eyes closed for a second...
The sublte hues of the bridge lights, oh so faint lights, showered him from all sides. In the metallic sphere that was the center of operation for the former USS excalibur stood the powerful trio. Vereily, it was a capable crew. One Cotal, a master of disguise that knows how to dress. One animal who wishes to learn how to dress, and one agent, slightly confused from the recent upgrade.
The Pangaea station was not far now, and the scanners have already showev the rotating grey globe on the view screen, a mere parsac away. It was an outstanding structure, the agent had to admit. Little parks with riverlets and streams could be seen on the surface, and inside - a wealth of goods. Every one of those stations reputedly represented the entire culture - it's people, customs and wealth of information. The station could produce any craft, display any art show and invent any sort of drink. It was the place for any respectable Secret Service member.
The docking procedure was smooth and effiecent. The agent guided the excalibur with sure hands. The huge yawing caverns that streched in front of him was, in fact, the Pangaea'n docks. The agent was genuinly impressed. For useless people they could manage to do something right. But he must not dely. Inside awaited clues to the wereabouts of the last speciman of MM77, the insane species.
But the agent noble quest after the evil MM77 will have to delay. For a sinister plot by the Pangean's is going to shatter the united trio...
chapter 2
In less then an hour the pangean weaponary claimed it's first victim. Koala, the fierce animal, could not be seen anywhere. The agent and Cotal searced the halls and corridors of the vast station that streched to nearly infinity, but for not avail. The station was too big.
With no policing force, there was no one the dual could approach to help them find the missing furry teady-bear. The agent already suspected the truth - that the lure of the pangaean dress shops proved to big a strain for Koala. He was probably in some dress booth, pleasuring a random patron he caught from the street for the meager income that will allow him to buy one of the deliciously beautiful dresses the pangaean weave.
This, the agent decided, calls for drastic measures. While he promised himself he will not call his comarades, still weary from the assault on Starbase 70, he had no choice. He placed the call.
It took three days for Jaws, Hurtly and Wombat to reach the station. The rest would have to be left behind, still nursing their wounds - and no one know where Cypher was, even thought the agent suspected he was not dead yet.
"Took you long enough" muttered the agent as greeting when the three animal warriors arrived at the dock.
"Well, we have to make a detour and buy this sixpack." smiled Hurtly.
"A sixpack? Really? That's so vulgar. I'm surprised at you guys" the agent said, nodding his head. "But then again, you are accusotomed to australian wine so I guess you could have bought a bottle of poo-water and not know the difference."
"That was a Freakazoid quote, wasn't it?" inquired Jaws.
"Ah, and I will miss you scarecrow most of all" the agent smiled at Jaws. Jaws was properly the agent's favorite. He has sharp teeth, you know.
"So, Koala has been lost to the mysteries of cross-dressing, has he?" Inquired wombat.
"I suspect so" the agent replied. "I have not been able to find him yet."
"What about Cotal?"
"Well, she is the misteress of disguise. She has plenty of clothes for herself."
"And you?"
"Surely you jest."
"Well, then. Have you made any tails in the search for MM77?"
"Certainly. In fact, he is here, in this station. In sector brown-4b."
"If you know where he is, why have you not dispatched him?"
"And let you guys miss all the fun? I'm taking too much of the action as it is."
"Lead the way to the brown sector, then."
"heh, poo-water" said hurtly suddently. "I just got it."
"Good for you" muttered the agent as he led the way. "Bloody penguins and their slow operation system."
Chapter 3
The candyman was indeed there. His 77 parts were glowing in all colors, hues of purple, green, blue and brown, constantly in flux.
"I call dibs on the red ones!" yelled hurtley.
"They change color, dofus." mutterd the agent again under his breath. "It says say one paragraph up."
They all eyed the tall candyman warily. It was a tall beast, four meters high. The choclate circles hung in the air, invisible threads keeping the entire strange and vaguley humaniod structure in tact. The candyman has not yet commented on their presence in his giant alcove since Jaws hacks the look with the use of a human hacker. Jaws picked up the hacker somewhere in the lower regions, he said. He tend proceeded to bash the hackers head against the lock repeatdly until it yield. After a while, the lock yielded too.
Still the candyman has not said anything. Finally the agent grew agitated, and just then the candyman said his first words.
"My FAMILY has come! I LOVE you all! You will be my FRIENDS, and we will SING and DANCE and eat many a BANANA."
"He is trying to attack us with capitols" yelled the agent, trying to warn his friends. "Cover your ears!"
"DID SOMEONE SAY CAPITALS?" Boomed the voice of the innkeeper, Sauron.
"Not now, dark lord!"
"WELL, YOU COULD HAVE SAID YOU WERE BUSY." the innkeeper said, sulking. He vanished after that.
Using a feat of dexterity, the agenty pulled his pistols while still covering his ears and shot at the agent topmost candy, what he estimated was his nerve center.
"Ha HA! You can't KILL me by saying little WORDS! My insanity SHIELD will PROTECT me from your evil LOGIC and other stuff!" The candyman looked quite pleased.
"He is bonkers!" muttered wombat. The agent, however, seem quite agitated. He stared at his pistols with amazement. He then proceeded to move his pistols to the high settings, and fired a burst that should have destroyed the entire station, so mad was he in his anger and distraught. But the MM77 insanity shield blocked everything.
"IT DOESN'T WORK!" He screamed at wombat. "IT DOESN'T WORK! WHAT CAN I DO?! RANDOM VIOLENCE DOES NOT WORK!!!!"
"Well, you can try to use your head" said jaws, while still trying to block most of MM77 infernal capital attack.
"NO I CAN'T, YOU MORON! RANDOM VIOLENCE IS ALL I HAVE! IT'S WHAT WE ALL HAVE! HE CAN'T BE STOPPED! NONE OF US ARE INTELLIGENT! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COMED!" and he procceeded to sob.
And maybe it would have been the end of all times, but for a tiny animal that decided to show up at the time. Until he came, nothing availed. The candyman proved imprevious to cotal charms and her iron ball. Jaws could not bite him, Wombat could not paw him, and hurtley could not challange him into a fishing contest which is really the only thing a penguin could do properly. The agent sobbed all this time, shocked that simple, random, brutal, unstoppable violence did not work.
But then he came. The Koala. The eater of choclate.
Stories will be written later about the event. It could not be described. The colors as the Koala fought the insanity field, as he ate one more piece of the creature at a time, could be described in words but it will do it no justice. Nothing can truly describe it.
Stories will also be written about Koala shopping spree, about the drengin he pleased in the bathroom until he saved enough to buy the entire chain of Saxs. It was, indeed, very busy few days. But Koala was snappilshly dressed at the attacked, and all the special forces unit stop to gaze at the sight of his spelndor.
"The valvet!" exclaimed Jaws.
"The pearls!" yelled Wombat.
"The feathers!" breathed Cotal.
"The silk!" mouthed the penguin.
"What's that white residue on his chin?" asked the agent.
And so, after a grave battle, the MM77 fell and was consumed. So one little koala from the shire brought the fall of great evil (not to mention capitals), and all was well.
The end.
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| Harel Eilam,That was GREAT! I LOVED IT! I'll write MY STORY from were you end. ( The end )I HOPE you ALL like it. I hope to have it done by tomorrow.P.S. I like the BLUE one's myself. |
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#149
by Veteran MM77 - 11/14/2003 12:38:47 AM
GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE
CHAPTER 1 : THE CARIELF ARCHANGELS WARRIOR DIVISION.
KNUCKLE UP!!
( Sound track -- FLIGHT OF ICARUS by IRON MADEIN )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * ARCHANGELS FOLLOW!!!
( Elsewhere three other simultaneous events happened )
I LOVE YOU!
( Much was the feeling on Sol 2 As the Terro Star POWER UP BEFORE IT! )
Molly * Mommy why are you crying?
Mother * Were going to sleep for a long time ( sniff ).. come here baby let mommy hold you.....
hush now baby don't you cry... god is going to give us a better life......( sniff ).....
( Meanwhile on the EXCALIBUR 2003 )
Tactical * Captain ORDERS!
Captain * HOLD!
( The captain has been in many tough positions before, You must have to command a EXCALIBUR CLASS SHIP.
But with SKILL or BACK UP it was IMMPOSIBLE to to defeat or NONE to be found. In this case.
DRENGIN JUST achieved beyond human technology and is Standing Before THEM! )
Captain * Were the LAST ship, after us our PLANET! I COULD NOT ASK! FOR A BETTER CREW.
( The Captain can't figure if he's most sad about losing his ship! or the 20 billion Lives on his PLANET! )
( And at Vaga 4 )
UNITED PRESIDENT of VAGA 4 * PEOPLE PLEASE! STAY CALM! Space sharks have NEVER been reported as to ATTACKING a PLANET!......YES we do have reports that it is a MUTAIN SHARK!...
BUT THATS NO REASON to be ALARMED!!!AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!,
( ARCHANGELS appear around Harel and the crew with ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer!
Holding them in stasis in air above HIM! )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * YOU! KILLED OUR PRESIDENT?!!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * I'll take over, I'm the highest ranking officer here.
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You out of Jurisdiction.
This is CariElf BUSINESS! NOT the GODDESS KarmaGirl!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * Oh... I don't know?!
Why, just on the way here some CLUMSEY ARCHANGEL bump! into a Terro Star and DESTROYED it!
It's a SHAME all it was doing was tidying up the solarsystem..
And THEN another one RUNS into the first CIVILIZATION with BEYOND HUMAN TECH! and POOF! gone!
I was SO looking forward to some decent life to watch...
And if that's not ENOUGH! Who's the one that ran into the poor little sharky on the way here?
My my my I MUST say the GOD'S will be pissed when thay find out their little pet is now SUPPLYING a PLANET with fish for the next four YEARS!
[ ENOUGH ]
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You out of Jurisdiction!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * OK I'll let you beat up on some mortals then.
CALL if you need HELP! ( smile )
( And with that A.A.P. PontiusBruinPilot was gone. )
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CHAPTER 2 : THE DEATH OF A DEMIGOD!
( Approximately 1 minute BEFORE ) ( NO QUARTER by LED ZEPPLIN )
Killa Koala * Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...RALPHHHHHH!!! chocolate
[ GROSS! ]
FOOLS!!!!
MM77 * You can't eat a DEMIGOD!.......LOOK what you done to my BODY!!!
( That instant pulls out the CariElf Sword! )
Harel Eilam * Uh Q we could use a little a assistance HERE!
( As soon as Q appears The CariElf Sword slices it in half and sucks it spirit energy into the BLADE! )
( MM77 Knows he needs MORE POWER! So he destroys the entire Q continuum alonge with M1-6
None of them even know he left! )
( MM77 sends a energy blast at Killa Koala, The CariElf Sword readys high in the air! )
Harel Eilam * YOU KILL MY MATE!!!.....YOU DIE!!!!
( Harel Grabs the last BALL in hand and throws it at the disfigured chocolate DEMIGOD! )
( TIME seem to last a year as the CariElf Sword SLICES the DEMIGOD in HALF!
Teetering on life and death the ball hit's MM77 and his SPIRIT FUSES with the UNIVERSE )
Killa Koala * Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...
( Elsewhere at The CariElf Temple )
KNUCKLE UP!!
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CCHAPTER 3 : WHEN GODS EVOLVES.
( #267 by Citizen MM77 - 6/26/2003 7:57:29 PM CariElf Fan Club)
( KASHMIR by LED ZEPPLIN )
(The Lord looks down from his throne, with an disgusted and impatient look.) well
LORD MM77 * My blades thirst for blood! I need BATTLE! Shall I kill ALL for whom I know? Or shall I kill ALL fresh meat! How shall I go about this quest?
(The god ponders.)
LORD MM77 * For I AM DEATH, FOR I BRING IT! For is there any out there that would like to taste my BLADE!
( The god ponders to himself for he wishes to impress the goddess CariElf )
* LORD MM77 * For I will issue a challenge to all GODS! I will reward any god that can kill me for death only makes me stronger! I taste blood on the tip of my sword.... SWEET!
( His sick twisted soul waits for his first victim. )
( JUST THEN he feels the DEATH of another GOD in another universe )
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CHAPTER 4 : WHEN ANGLES FALL
( THE WANTON SONG by LED ZEPPLIN )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * HOW?!! Can these mortals KILL A DEMIGOD!!!
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * It's SAD irony mortals many ages ago
Started to NAME their CHILDREN after US!
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * Well these will NEVER have ANY!!!
( With untold FURY! The TERRO STAR RAISED his BLADE! JUST as a portal opened up in SPACE! )
( The BLADES made the KILLS thier SPRITES were in the BLADES )
LORD MM77 * AHH! That was fun. ( smile ) Now what have we here.........
( Looking at the crew in stasis...JUST THEN ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot appears! )
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * YOU KILLED THEM with there BACKS TURNED!!!..
YOU DIE!!!
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CHAPTER 5 : HARRIET
( HAVE A CIGAR by PINK FLOYD )
LORD MM77 * Takes Harel out of stasis.
Harel Eilam * What happened to the angels I seen before I was froze THAY seemed rather pissed.
LORD MM77 * There in my blades.
Harel Eilam * Q NOW! Sauron?!
LORD MM77 * Q is gone and Sauron is a little tied up.
Now I need you to do me a favor.
Harel Eilam * I'm not going to help you unless you Every thing as it WAS!
LORD MM77 * I have NO TIME to barter with you mortal.
Harel Eilam * WELL GO AHEAD! and KILL ME a THOUSAND TIMES I'LL NEVER HELP YOU!
LORD MM77 * TRUE for a mortal your spirit is extremely strong, I need YOU to KILL ME.
But I see you need a LITTLE motivation.
( And with a mere gesture Harel was changed into Harriet )
Harriet * WHAT!!! You changed ME into a GIRL!!!
LORD MM77 * Now Harriet, When my BLADES come down on me and I seem DEAD!
THROW those BALLS at ME!
Harriet * ENOUGH TALKKKKKK!!!!!! DIE YOU B@$%#^&!!!!!
( And with that LORD MM77'S BLADES HUNG OVER HIM! )
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CHAPTER 6 : THE GODLING
( SHEEP by PINK FLOYD )
NOOOOO!!!!!
( A YOUNG GODLING puts Harriet in STASIS, Then teleports them to another solarsystem )
( LORD MM77 * BLADES ATTACKED the GODLING!!! The GODLING'S SWORD STANDS FAST!!! )
( Black Hole,star,antimatter,galaxy energy all focused on each other!
The fight look like it went on for an eternity, BUT it was hardly a SECOND! )
LORD MM77 * You put up a GOOD FIGHT! But GODLING your powers are young.
Now to FINNISH OLD BUSINESS!
NO.
( And with the slightest effort CariElf transported the GODLING to another solarsystem. )
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CHAPTER 7 : THE GIFT
( THE BITCH IS BACK by ELTON JOHN )
( The GODLING appears in front of the crew and takes them out of STASIS )
Harriet * WHAT IS GOING on NOW!.... SOMEONE STOP THIS NIGHTMARE!
The GODLING * I owe you a favor from a friend. make your wish.
Harriet * I WANT TO BE MALE AGAIN!!!
The GODLING * Done
Harel Eilam * Uh..Thanks....where is Q?
The GODLING * Gone. Killa Koala, Your wish....
Killa Koala * A THOUSAND TON OF CHOCOLLLLLLLLLLL......offf
( Harel elbows Killa )
Killa Koala * i mean i would like all of the q continuum returned with q in it.
( The GODLING takes his SWORD! And cuts his wrist as if a GOD can BLEED!
No blood seems to come out but the SWORD turns BLOOD RED! ..
A single beam of energy seems to FLASH out into a void in SPACE! )
The GODLING * Done.....Harel I have a few from ME to give you.
If you are EVER KILLED I will bring you back to life.
Harel Eilam * Uh..Thanks
( And with that The GODLING appears is thier ship with them. )
Harel Eilam * HAY! What's with all these TAMPONS?!
The GODLING * You may experience occasional bleeding month to month.
( And with that The GODLING appeared in the CariElf Temple! )
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
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CHAPTER 8 : TRUE LOVE.
( QUEEN BEE by GRAND FUNK RAILROAD )
LORD MM77 * GODDEST CariElf I bring you gifts. ( smile )
( Chocolates and cases of mountain due surrounds her )
LORD MM77 * I here there's a STARDOCK HOP we can go to the D.J.SUCKS BUT!
There is this Evil Steve character that I find amusing.
( The Goddess CariElf dose not respond )
LORD MM77 * SORRY I'm not GOOD with JOKES!...
What Gifts can I give you?...That would please you?
GODDESS CariElf * I WANT MY ARCHANGELS NOW!
( LORD MM77 Seem to manifests tears as if GODS CRY. Thay Splash on his BLADES!
LORD MM77'S BLADES HATES MERCY! The BLADES spit out the SPIRITS of the ARCHANGELS! )
GODDESS CariElf * PRESIDENT ARCHANGELS PontiusBruinPilot, TO.
LORD MM77 * I LIKE HIM! ....OK.
( The GODDESS CariElf put them in ARCHANGELS BODYS and sends the to the TEMPLE!
With no effert)
GODDESS CariElf * LORD MM77 What do you want.
LORD MM77 * You know what I want, I WANT YOU GODDESS.
GODDESS CariElf * Why do you wast your time? Your EVIL and I'm NOT!
LORD MM77 * Because I have all the TIME in the MULTIVERSES.
And YOU KNOW...( smile ).... opposites attract. ( smile )
( As LORD MM77 opens a portal to his universe he turns to CariElf and says. )
LORD MM77 * WAIT! To you see WHAT I BRING YOU NEXT!
( Fade out with WISH YOU WERE HERE by PINK FLOYD )
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CHAPTER 9 : SOME KIND OF HOMECOMING.
( TIME by PINK FLOYD )
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * THANKS Pontius.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * For WHAT?!
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You Know,...Comming back for US.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * I did NOT! Come back for YOU!
I came BACK for the HONOR of THE TEMPLE.
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * Right...
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
( The GODLING freezes thier bodys. )
The GODLING * ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer.
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * I'M NOT PRESIDENT! WHO ARE YOU!
The GODLING * AS You know when a DEMIGOD / DEMIGODESS dies in a universe it FUSES to that UNIVERSE and EVOLVES to a GODLING, A GODLING dies to become a GOD.
LORD MM77 is the SUPREME GOD in his UNIVERSE. BUT in OURS his powers diminished down to GODLING level. He Wanted to die Here to CHALLANGE the GODS and IMPRESS The GODDESS CariElf.
He would have been a FULL GOD HERE! had he DIED! THAT'S WHY THE DEMIGOD MM77 HAD TO DIE.
SO I COULD STOP! HIM!
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * WHY If LORD MM77, Has GODLING POWER here,
GODDESS CariElf could not GET us OUT of his BLADES!
The GODLING * HIS BLADES are extensions of his SOLE. He would have to be KILLED to RELEASE THEM.
AND KILLING HIM HERE is not the BEST THING to DO!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * So WHY?! Did You BOTH NEED A MORTAL to KILL YOU?
The GODLING * ALL GOD LOSE thier POWER at the point of DEATH so ALL MATTER or ENERGY thay are using stops in STASIS. The thing NEED to KILL a GOD or GODDESS is HATE OF THAT GOD!
Harel Eilam, Had PURE HATE for BOTH! ANY PHYSICAL action would have killed them because the concept of HATE would have manifest into reality, Basicly any piece of matter would do as long as it hits them. ALL GODS and GODDESS NEED a SECOND to DIE.....
I have a GIFT for you ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer,
The CariElf BLADE.... Guard the Temple KEEP it SAFE!
Greakken, It seems like yesterday YOU were a ANGEL but now you made BATTLESHIP V.P. And with that you been PROMOTED to ARCHANGEL.
And ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack, You may WISH to skip EXCALIBUR and go become a PRESIDENT for one of the OTHER GODS or GODDESS.
I'll still be The SENTINAL But I won't be around as much.
What is it Greakken, Speak your mind.
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * MM.....I mean GODLING?
The GODLING * A DEMIGOD is HALF MORTAL and HALF GOD.
When I was born my FATHER SLAIN my MOTHER.
HE felt there was no more USE for her so HER SPIRIT helps power his BLADES!
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * So...
The GODLING * LORD MM77 is my FATHER.
( And with that, The GODLING leaves in the portal to LORD MM77'S UNIVERSE. )
MM
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