REPORTING FROM OUTSIDE THE JEDI TEMPLE, JRN REPORTER Hitt'um-Herd'rer:
BREAKING NEWS
!!!!!!!!!!!!WAR DECLARED!!!!!!!!!!
In a landfall victory for War Supporters, the Jedi Council announced today in an official government holo-press release that it was declaring war on the European Empire. The announcment is really simply a technicallity, as both Empires have been on the brink of war for days; small skirmishes occuring frequently all over the Metaverse, though none ever developed into full out wars. Here is an exerpt from the release:
"The Council, voting 4 in favor and 9 abstaining, passed the War Declaration in their most recent sitting."
The name's of the Councilers who voted for the Declaration have not been released, however, insider's in the Temple report that the Head Council Member, Master Yoda himself was in favor of the War. Of course with this announcment comes a rise in Navy readiness from Level 5 (Hightened Readiness) to Level 1 (War-Time) where Generals and Battlefield Commanders are allowed to openly engage the enemy and attempt to gain ground into the opposing Empire's Space.
As we reported in our initial break of this story, the new Jedi Republic ship, alledgedly called the "eraser", will likely be unveiled during the course of this conflict.
Stay tuned to this and our sister station, the Metaverse Review for the latest in this developing story. We will report more on this and other events related to the new conflict as conditions warrant.
       
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The EUROs destiny has been sealed, already we notice how suddenly all their troops have start to retrieve before the mighty armies of the JR. The victory already has been foretold by The Force, so lets show to the Universe that the Jedi's are a peaceful cast, but don't dare to attack them or you will die by your own sword or ours!!! 
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Interesting, coming so soon after the Jedi's failed attempt to usurp the Special Forces.
We shall be watching very closely.
       
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The Jedi were at the appointed battlefield. Both Euro and Jedi allike were such honorable combatants, they always scheduled where and when conflict would take place.... But all they found was a note.
Sorry old chaps but it's tea time and we simply must put this to a UN vote before we go to war.... You understand don't you? Cheery-O.
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Yeah, and then they went to a different battlefield and attacked there. I should have seen this  (what are my spies doing?!)
   
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The FOTR was helping them to attack us from the other side of the border where we didn't expect, but the Special Forces are taking care of them as we speak.
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False rumors, the picture is in reality the leader of the EUROs smoking pot3 (new drug just invented by the EURO empire and those photos of giant camps covered with smoke are nothing less that nudist colonies smoking pot3 freely and openly, so after your earlier review I think you must ask again your security soldiers if you can find them, in our latest reports they also were seen running naked around the camps smoking pot3. So hmmm, there are not reliable sources these days. 
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No, those are the drones I planted for you to play with... I mean, yes, those are my spies!
Who knows what I know? 
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It is time to use again our secret "weapon" and vanish the EURO empire from the galaxy!!!!
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There's nothing I enjoy more than sitting on the sidelines watching two theorically 'good' empires fighting to the death. I pull up a chair and some popcorn and watch the fight take place. This is great, It's been a long time since I've seen two human empires fighting, it's usually the Torian slaughter.
Also when you guys succeeded in wiping each other from the metaverse, can I have Coruscant? and the Euro prison system known as Australia?
   
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Yes, as a special gesture of friendship we will grant you those request, and also we will give Lord Megatron for his untold "help" 2 million of Torians "troops" to be used for his own benefit, we don't want to hear the details about how these troops are going to be used. Just use them. 
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Sorry this took so long to release...real life sometimes gets in the way of my fantasy world!
The Metaverse Review is now out!
 Link
Headlines Include:
~ Galactic War Spreads
~ Weekly Spotlight Empire
~ And More!
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NOD,
That's just disturbing! 
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Admiral Mayito was leading the assault. It had bogged down and both sides were in the trenches.
"Break out that Veron T disrupter grenade. These G.R.O.S.S. surplus banned weapons we bought are awesome. They kill very painfully by slow sonic vibrations. Watch this."
Mayito threw the grenade. Suddenly Euro's lept out of the pit and screamed in pain for a full 5 minutes before they were consumed. Anyone who touched them also was consumed.
"That was awesome." one of the sith Warriors said. "I have got to get me one of those." As he stood up and made a crucial mistake. There was a ringing in his ears, then he too lept out of his pit Writhing in pain for about three minutes before he was consumend. A Foolish jedi medic tried to help but he too was consumed.
"Dang!!! They have Veron T disruptor pistols!!!" shouted Mayito. WTF did they get those?
Meanwhile, aboard the Doom.
Pontius: "One little two little 3 little billion Jedi credits, four little five little 6 litte billion Euro credits 7 little 8 little....9 billion little Jedi credits.. 10 little billion euro credits....
Gerakken: Bwhahahaha boss there sure is alot of money to be made in wartime isn't there?
Pontius: Sure is. Now lets go salvage some of those destroyed ships....
Gerakken: But there aren't any destroyed ships.
Pontius: There will be. Charge up our Jedi and Euro weapons. Activate cloak.
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Theoden - it's appropriate, but beware - you may offend the immortal carielf by using the vomiticon.##
Alex
    
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I think it is appropriately used here.
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Yes, I think even Our Holy Lady of Software would use the infamous vomiticon in this instance! 
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 It is sad to see the need of some people to come and mess up the nice story and hard work other players have done, from this point on I am staying away from this story, anyone with such a sick mind and very offensive ideas should not be allow to post here or anywhere else in the internet, the promotion of these kind of ideas is offensive and repulsive, God created man and woman to be together no man and another man and not child abuse either so I will recommend that you reserve your comments for yourself  this is intended for post 19 to the Brother Hood of NOD, you are a very wrong person.
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NOD:
You might want to tone down the story writing. References to sodomizing are not appropriate for this forum. I'm not saying stop writing stories, just consider the audience.
Thanks!
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#24
by Senator CariElf - 12/9/2003 5:21:53 PM
Nod,
I have deleted your posts because they were offensive. You have also been reduced to the rank of Visitor, which means that you can observe but not reply. If you want Citizen status back, you will have to take it up with me or one of the other admins.
My e-mail address is [email protected], but if I receive any e-mails from you, I expect them to be respectful, contrite, and without the use of profanity. If your e-mails fail to meet these criteria, your e-mails will be filtered out of my inbox, so you may as well save yourself the trouble if you plan on flaming me.
If any of you others want your responses to Nod erased as well so that your storyline isn't cluttered, let me know.
 
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