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I had heard about these mid-westerners and their farm animals....but still....
The ANZACs are already the dominant southern hemisphere force (I mean, have you heard from Africa or South America lately?) and we will be on your doorstep before you know it...either that, or we'll send the sheep round.....
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| Go IDLE GO IDLE. In the top 10 don't stop till you are #1. (Or untill the wife kicks you out) Whichever comes first. |
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Must... Stop... Playing...... 
Can't.... Stop... Playing!!!
I've, I've been... Assimilated into the metaverse collective!!!
Resistance is futile!
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ROTFLMAO!! Go annihilate those GROSSlings! Hey, and those Antarctic penguins were no pushovers......
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| Gotcha kryofx! ... and idle....ignore the footsteps...it'll be easier for you that way |
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Bring it on!
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Hey, how come you guys are still around?
The CariElf Fanclub thread describes how you were all "liberated" and now happily living on Skowbo. Perhaps ya can't believe everything ya read.
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The White Council has not dissolved in shame. We've merely had an awakening. We are now righted with a new cause and will be scaling back to the top.
See you soon...
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Remind me never to recommend anyone to the MWC again.
Link
Well, let's see if Zoshan decides to stay with you bunch of well meaning, kind hearted folks.
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Seems he's taken a liking to that hafling leaf
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Alex,
It's not too hard to see why my feathers were ruffled. After recommending Zoshan to the MWC which helped bring you to #1, I wasn't really expecting a word of thanks. But I certainly did not expect a kick in the butt while the MWC basks in the glory of its achievements.
Yeah, but it just a game, so no hard feelings.
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surthur, plephart and idleprocess are sitting on the porch of their homestead, gazing out over the vast Ponderosa, when surthur spots a small echindna climbing up onto the porch.
S:"Well, will you look at that! Hey y'all, it looks like a teeny tiny hedgehog!"
P:" Hey, I saw that in National Geographic, next to them pictures of naked natives...it's called an 'echidna' - ain't it the cutest little thing...."
The echidna shuffles towards the three men, then curles itself into a tight ball, and tenses.....
I: "Well what's it doin' now, boys?"
Suddenly, the spines of the echidna spray out in all directions...the three men are taken out as a hail of sharp spines, tipped with a strange blue and white substance, rip through their clothing.
The three slowly recover, pulling the vicious barbs from their skin....
S: "Geez mate, I feel like another beer...."
P: "Yeah, stuff the bloody Metaverse mate...anyway, it time to light the barbie and get the snags on...."
I: "Good stuff...look, I've just gotta put some zinc cream on me nose and I'll be out with ya in a sec...."
Ahh yes.....we will assimilate the entire METAVERSE.....there will be NO ESCAPE......
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