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What's this? The Children of the Corny are back? Wasn't Blood Sweat and Tears a rock group? I can see we did not mix in enough emu oil with the assimilation nanovirus - the MWC again have delusions of grandeur. We shall have to muster our resources again - more work for the ANZAC fauna.....
And welcome back on the air, boys 
          
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Not to mention our distaste of any empire that stands for evil.
The truth about Plephart: Look at his face. Chaotic evil. Last 8 submissions all evil. Now about that distaste? Seems to me your hatred of us has provided you with an increasing taste FOR evil my young grasshopper.
One correction about G.R.O.S.S. Methods are not important with us. Efficiency, is what counts in the end. Whether that be evil, good, or what have you. When all is said and done, any victory is better than any defeat. It does not matter how that victory is achieved. Evil is not required in G.R.O.S.S. So hop aboard the survey ship of doom. The Beer is on ice and there is plenty of it.
  
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#179
by Citizen plephart - 7/1/2003 1:06:08 PM
I hate to throw something in one's face so badly but this deserves to be done..I now quote from Pontius's own words.
"Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed.
We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss.
For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.
Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)
In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.
Our motto.
G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.
I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you. "
Now I can hear the ol pirate saying already, but that was almost 2 months ago, we're a kinder gentler empire now. Well I'm sorry Pontius I don't buy it and neither do the self respecting citizens of the metaverse. The least you should do is take pride in your evilness but then again pride and pirating do not usually go hand in hand.
Commodore plephart
Come realize your 'Manifest Destiny'
Join the Mid-Western Confederation at  Link
We Want You!
   
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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed.
Hmmm Did you not just say you were against good aligned empires two posts ago... HMMMM so if we're evil because of that, then so are you.
G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.
And so by corralary, is any other alignment. Duh.. Pull your head out of your rump and learn english.
Stop denying your empire's evil nature and attacking the MWC's clear record of acceptance of all alignments. The intelligent citizens of GalCiv will see right through your ruse, you should at least give them credit for that.
We accept all allignments as merely a temporary situation. As we have pointed out before, you can kill every alien on the board as viciously as you want to and be alligned good. Whereas, if you kill a few non-sentient worms along the way, OHHHHHH DASTARDLY.
When will you learn our position is that there is no true good or evil in this game. It's all evil. And your empire is evil too. You just cannot seem to admit it. You are a hypocrite. Your personal allignment shows it.
And here I am supposed to be the epitome of evil. Yet, I rate merely a 6th (untill my next submission) on the evil board but first on the neutral board)
Ooooops so much for your idiot smack talk now.
Speaking of inconsistancies, I see now you clowns are all huggy kissy and we take everyone world wide. Lets have a big world party group hug. You didn't start out that way did you? Heck no. You changed because you were hammerred over the head constantly by your daddies for failing to do just that. Glad to see you've come around on that one.
Your evil empire GROSS clearly endorses evil as more than just a way of dealing with aliens.
That is your only true statement in your entire driveling post. We do endores evil when dealing with alien loving empires such as the MWC. Why you traitors even voted us a worse enemy then all 5 alien empires combined. Loving Aliens more than rock solid humans. Yes that's good and glorius now isn't it?
Oh but wait... I thought you were evil in your dealings with aliens. Yet, your poll proves you love them more than we humans....Whom you claim to be riteous and goody goody toward. Now how's that for total inconsistency.
We at G.R.O.S.S. are totally consistent. Any human, is better than any alien. Consistency: the hobgoblin of poor Plephart's little mind. Awwwwwwww.
Do try harder. Looks like I am owning you in debate yet again. Try attending one of the many fine midwestern schools, then come back and try me.
I tire of debating with the witless.
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Bottom line Pajama Paul. If you were a good empire as you claim, you would not allow evil tactics nor evil submissions. Evil empires like us, wouldn't care either way, which, we don't. And it seems as I am ranked the highest on the Goody Goody board of any in our empire, I am in for a G.R.O.S.S. ribbing now aren't I? It's all evil baby. The entire game. Every empire. The difference is, G.R.O.S.S. admits to it. You do not.
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OH and Paul. Please don't take this as a personal insult. I am merely insulting your game character.  How you choose to play, or argue on behalf of your game alter ego, does not reflect on you personally.
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Oh please slurper. You know nothing about me. You seem to be the ones all wrapped up in your goody goodness one minute, then it's oh we don't care about allignment. One minute it's the midwesterners will rule, all others drool. The next its the lets have a world party group hug for all those with hard working midwestern values regardless of where they are from.
I mean make up your minds. Assuming you have one.
You're just po'd because I call you on your inconsistant stupidity.
Oh and this is a game to me. nothing more, nothing less. Yet you try to seem to make it more. And it's amazing how you always come with the crap when you're behind.... Waaaaaah crybaby losers. And it's funny you make all these flippant charges. Of course. you're well acquainted with them when you look in the mirror. Oh well. No skin of my nose.
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You know it is probably his evilness that has caused your morality to be neutral. While deep down in our own hearts, we are still pure, white, and good.
Bwahahahaha all part of the master plan grasshopper.
Although grasshopper, just testing of course, tell me how am I supposed to force an allignment on someone? That part escapes me?
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Hi MWC'ers. Just wanted to give you all a reminder that G.R.O.S.S. is still severly stomping you all and that you guys aren't even part of the top three.
Have a nice day!
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And regardless of our empire alignment, we really dislike GROSS.
Translated: "Pontius was right all along. I plephart am nothing more than a hater."
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It's a sunny Sunday morning and I haven't slept all night. I need someone to sing me a lullaby. I know!  The sweet melody of seething frustration always does the trick. Can I hear a few screams from the Midwesterners? Yes, that's lovely.
 
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I think that's the problem - these midwesterners are still listening to Blood Sweat and Tears. Shouldn't you be listening to John Mellencamp?
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Hey MWC...I just wanted to remind you guys once again, you guys still haven't made the top three, and G.R.O.S.S. is still #1. You guys really need to fix your internet connections or do something because you guys don't seem to be making much progress. Also clicking on that 'submit' button at the end of the game, when your score pops up, helps in getting your scores in .
Now I'm not saying you guys are stupid or anything, I'm just trying to help you guys out.
Have a terrific day! I know I will! 
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Indeed I do play on beginner, yet I play on a difficulty level that's FUN for me. Thats what the game was for. It's not work. If you don't like it, too bad.
Deal with it.
Oh, and before I forget. Lest I remind you again that G.R.O.S.S. is still #1, and you guys still aren't anywhere close to beating G.R.O.S.S. From that, I guess I can somewhat understand your screams of fustration and hatred toward G.R.O.S.S. (or me, since I am beating you in the metaverse, as well as the rest of the MWC).
Have a good day.
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