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#2629
by Citizen Exar Kuun - 1/17/2004 2:25:38 PM
| I could bridge most or all of that gap myself if I got around to putting in another large maso |
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Come on Kryo, I've got at least three games I can finish in the next few days, I'm sure Icho and Arclite will submit some - we won't just overtake them at this rate we'll build up a lead  
[Star Wars Music plays - yellow star wars writing scrolls up the screen]
It is a period of war. Republic spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the mid western confederation.
During the battle, jedi republic spies managed to steal secret plans to the mid-western confederations ultimate weapon, the combine harvester, an armored space station with enough power to harvest an entire planet.
Pursued by the mid-western confederations sinister agents, Darth Kryo races home
aboard his starship, the SSD Icemane, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the metaverse...
[pointless shots of R2D2 bouncing from side to side making beeping noises - next a few flashy space battles - then C3PO lost somewhere making some patronising comments]
Coming to a metaverse near you
[End of Trailer - Imperial Death March - good bass tune]
Exar 
        
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After the War of the Worlds, I put my quill up for a long, long time. Now today, I think it is time I tought you all the ways of the Jedi Writing...
(Opens dusty locked trunk, inside is an old archaic writing instrument)
(Yoda pick it up delicatly and examines it)
A writing utensil, for a more Civilized Age...
Quietly, Yoda takes his artifact and sits at a small desk (smaller than the rest of the "furnishings") and begins to write once more...
Part I: The Reopening of the Colosseum
PHOOTTOOOTOOOTOOOOOOO PHUTUTUTOOOO
The trumpets sounded in the metropolis of Coruscant, marking the rebirth of an old pasttime. The Force Games were about to begin!
Hundreds of citizens and visitors crowded into the Jedi Temple, each being scanned by Jedi Padawans for bad intentions at the door...
One interesting character, SF's Wild Wombat, snipped at the poor young padawan as he "scanned" his mind.
"I'm a contestant you bumbling idiot! Of COURSE I'm carrying a sword..."
As the auditorium filled, the first match-ups were announced. The first battle was to be an Emperorial Contest!
The crowd cheered, and showed their battle signs, one half of the spectators held up giant rainbow colored flags... while the other half donned little green ears...
The trumpets sounded once more, and on to the arena stepped the opposing Emperors. Out of one door in the arena's lowered battlefield came Emperor Yoda, in full Jedi garb, holding a wooden cane. The Rainbow side laughed, but silenced themselves when their furry Emperor stepped out into chamber. He was dressed in full camo, with a strange oblong pirates hat sitting on his head, it was the little green ear's turn to laugh...
The mighty Emperors squared off, exchanging devilish grins.
The horn sounded, and the Battle began!
To be continued
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