Haha, yea, but the difference between you and me is that I strive for a fight. And I fight dirty. Yeah evil.
        
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Domination through good...interesting. do you plan on overthrowing the Jedi Republic when it conquers all?
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Ah, the grownups left the gate on the Evil kindergarten open and they've come out to play....since WHEN did true Evil have to justify ANYTHING, or explain ANYTHING, or worry about flame wars?? And if we're talking galactic domination, it's clear you're going to have to be very Special to achieve that....  
      
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Is still around - just quieter.
   
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Only in base 13.....
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Ah. I see some of the more notable Jedi and Sith are joining the battle at long last. Were they on independent espionage assignments? Or just in a tequila coma on the bathroom floor? Time will tell...
Good to see you around, KEmperor and Alex.
  
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Been there all the way through - as a non-maso player I need to keep submitting games if I want to stay in the top 25 
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A War of Will: Part II
Trouble in Paradise
Two weeks after the start of the war, and the unveiling of the "Eraser" Superweapon, the Jedi Republic ran into problems in its war effort.
Aboard the USS Eraser II
Captain, we have completed the rearm checklist, all systems are operating at full efficientcy.
"Hmm! Very good, I think it's time we demonstrated the power of this fully operational battleship! Set your course for sector 85, 25 in the Alpha Quadrant, we'll show up right under their noses..."
The Alpha Quadrant
"What a pathetic place to live... look, that planet is barely PQ 15! Ah, no matter, it won't be here long enough to get on my nerves.. hahahaha!"
Sir, we have detected multiple Euro ships on our scanners. They are approching rapidly, we've been detected!
"Activate our auto-defence systems! Nothing can get through!!!"
Aboard the Royal Navy Cruiser Elizabeth II
"Our first catch of the day! Remove this little nuisence from my radar screen..."
Aye sir.
The European Cruiser charged headlong at the small JR ship. Utilizing a technology similar to its fleet destroying weapon, the "Anihililator Mk I", the Eraser II's automated defence array created short, focused, bursts of energy that could burn straight through any metal known to the Metaverse. But there was one problem...
Sir, we have tried to activate the array, but there's a problem.
"WHAT?!? Lieutenant you better be joking, I've got a Euro Cruiser barriling towards me and you tell me that we have a problem?!"
Um.. sir the um, ship says that they have been deactivated... permanently. Our R2 units repor....
"DEACTIVATED!!!! WE JUST GOT SERVICED, HOW COULD THEY... Oh my GOD! Lietenant get us out of here!! We have an imposter in Coruscant!!!!"
The small Eraser II activated its Light Speed Engines, but they too had been tampered with. The Euro Cruiser came into range and fired two volleys at the small ship. Depending on its advanced technology for defence, the Eraser II exploded in a huge fireball as the shots breached the thin protective skin.
Henry II, a small planet nearby sector 85,25 imploaded moments later. The Elizabeth II crew caught a glimpse of a small ship before they were vaporized.
"Admiral Mayito, we lost the Eraser II."
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| Sir, we have just discovered some bugs in our software. This ship is incapable of combat until we get an update to fix them! |
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In fact, we can only get two choices as to what we may do!
Perhaps we need to invoke the good graces of the megadeity at the temple of Carielf.....
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Running Windows 5001 Combat Edition?
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You Jedi are an angry bunch, first you declare war on the Euros and when you find bugs in your fleet systems you immediately blame Bill Gates and his Windows software...didn't you ever stop to think that maybe Bill Gates is on my payroll? Or that your droids couldn't find a program if it hit them in the head?
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Hey, evil has to have investers. I scratch his back he scratches my back
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