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Commander Blarn looked out into the night sky. A strange sight appeared looming near the moon of Ko-Jaa' and Blarn thought to himself:
"Oh, boy! Maybe that's the new Burger Barn! I wonder if I can order a Super Burger with Cheese from here?"
A short time later, Commander Blarn was nothing more than a speck of cosmic dust which ironically attached itself to a Super Burger with Cheese being eaten on board the Terror Star "Maximum Pain".
          
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DLA looked up from his console. "So Maximum Pain silenced another 5 billion souls."
"Mi lord?"
"Haha, I have learned some new ways of the Force, commander."
"Sire?"
"I find your lack of faith distrubing commander."
(See Lady de Sade, I can use it in a story setting  )
    
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The metaverse has erupted in war. The European Alliance and the Jedi Republic are in a death grip for #3.
We need to use this time to advance our own onslaught. Rally the men! It is time for Operation MadeMen to begin!
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Message to our "friends" in the evil empire, the shipment of Torians "slaves" are in its way 25 million as we agreed!!! 
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Shhhhh. This is not supposed to be public knowledge.
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Sorry lets rephrase the above statement: You people from the Evil empire we have accepted your price for the slaves so send the cash and come and pick them up!!! Sounds better?
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Much, but I believe that the deal was between you and Lord Megatron. I have my own deal yet to strike.
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OK we will accept your price for the Drengins "refugees" as you requested 30 millions for the **** info about the E*** ships located in sector A*****.
Deal is signed.
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one more exam to go 
the thing in my profile is a hagfish. we geneticaly engineered them to have a taste for living human (and alien) flesh. what we do with them is put 2 or so dozen in a wide, shallow aquarium, with our prisoner/slave who is to be put to death. whats so special about the hagfish is that they eat their victims from the inside-out, and not only that, they can produce huge amounts of slime, so the prisoner would have a lot of trouble pulling them off of his body before they borrow into his skin.
   
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Gotta love hybrid fish.
I need a scientist to cross a hobbit and a drengin. Super hobbits!
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anyone feel like voting on which method we should use to calculate the winner of the last votes? 
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The fifth constructor? Uh... Basic Defense, to help deal with piracy. Yeah, that's the ticket. Um, trade outpost. Yeah. 
