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They changed again now they have that song what is the name "Who let the dogs out?" Refresh the browser and you will see what I am talking about.
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Dear wanna-be-evil-type overlords,
So you're demoting a senator eh? Well well... what’s next? Kicking members out perhaps?
I do like your new logo. Well... anything in black and red looks sexy. 
If y’all are gettin' anxi’, ya might want to consider the original evil empire, G.R.O.S.S.!!! 
(edit: just cuz)
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i wouldnt mess with an evil emporer after hes been drinking cheap beer
   
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good thing this student budget is just temporary, heck, its only a few years of my life 
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poke
poke poke
You really are hairy, aren't you?
And what's that stench?!?! 
C'mon over to the Doom! Plenty of beer to go 'round! Even the cheap stuff.
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Nand1 has it right - multi-skilled, multi-national, multi-talented, multi-alignment, and...er...multi-iconic... Hey, I've got a nifty evil one - I'll let the dog run for a couple of days, and give you a demonstration...
     
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the last time i checked it is. 
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when i was in highschool, there was a bum that hung around downtown that would drink mouthwash to get drunk. we would see him every once in a while passed out one the sidewalk or on the steps of some buisness with an empty bottle of mouthwash beside him. one time we told him that maybe he sould try nyquil, but he was too drunk to understand us.
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Evil bears many faces, young Omadon. KitWarrior happens to be one of the only evil members of GROSS. Albeit he is in an empire whose make-up is mostly goody-goodies (Gerakken) and neutral-types (PontiusBruinPilot). There is only one empire that I know of that can successful forge the distance between good and evil and that is the Jedi Republic with their Jedis and their Siths. Just remember that any an all evil types can be used to advance our own agenda so don't be so quick to terminate the other evil players.
   
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i like that motto, and its under 30 characters too!
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DLA stood before the window in his stateroom, arms folded behind him, the expression of a distraught older man on his face. DLA stood with the worries of a thousand men. His empire had collapsed underneath its own weight. DLA never thought he would live to see this day. Now here he stands abroad his ship, the ESS Shattered Dreams, thinking of how ironic the name stands now. His own dreams and the dreams of his empire shattered before his eyes. The ship is going to get an overhaul and a new name, the old name cuts into his cold heart to deep now. He looks out over his fleet, or what was left of it. He is returning with about half of the original strength he left with. His men were sad and disgusted. The whole thing seems like a nightmare. DLA starts to retrace the events in his mind. The Evil Empire left with 5 of the 6 Fleets to defend their empire from the advancing Realms Beyond. Through the battle all contact with 3rd Fleet, or Lady de Sade, ceased and it stopped moving. It still defends itself when attack but is no longer the aggressor. Failed after failed attempts to contact her have fallen short, no one knows the fates that befell the wise and deadly Lady de Sade. If that wasn’t enough contact with the 1st and 6th Fleets were abruptly halted and an incoherent last transmissions rang hollow in the hearts of all evil men. Senators Nand1 and Lord Megatron have defected from their ranks. So within matters of days the Evil Empire lost three of its Senators, two defections and one MIA. With the loss of 3 Fleets the Realms Beyond and GROSS empires were able to overpower the weakened remaining fleets and the Evil Empire fell to tenth. The remaining 2 Fleets retreated back to friendly Evil Empire aerospace. It goes without saying that Emperor HairytheTaco wasn’t pleased but now we must overhaul our ships and prepare for a massive offensive. The Evil Empire will reclaim what was taking from us and what is rightfully ours! Long live the Evil Empire!
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I have not lost anything. My will to dominate over all creation is as strong as it was the first day I stepped down the evil path. The question is not whether or not I lost my lost for power, but whether or not the I am going about it the right way.
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as long as our dyson sphere of evil gets completed, i will be happy.
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We do have a portable base...the Terror Star of Evil. The Dyson Sphere will allow greater access to our home planet and thus make production soar. As I understand it, the TSE will still be in service.
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Wow, Fulgrymm. THAT'S evil. If blowing up a Dyson sphere with the Evil Empire's own home planet inside it, "just for kicks," doesn't move you from Chaotic Evil to Pure Evil, I don't know what will...
  
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