when did that other forum happen?
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im trying out the Diplomats forum, its kinda neat, i just found out that i can use an animated gif as my avatar.
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...somewhere in aldarian space...
Lord Pravage looks over the new overlords in his 'overlord training camp'...
A hand is raised. Pravage looks, "Yes?". The Drengin asks "Lord Pravage, I have noticed that your morality is always pure evil. How do you do this?". Pravage breaks a smile.
"You see Drengin, some individuals think Evil players are stupid. You have to be smart to be an evil player. I always ally myself with the strongest alien race, be that evil or good. But how can you ally yourself with a good race you say? Thats easy, just be good. You see, I know the way to change my alignment from pure good to pure evil in under a turn."
Stunned silence hits the crowd. Some Aldarian overlord shouts out " Then you are not EVIL. Only A True EVIL player would play as EVIL the entire game". The Aldarian is disintegrated.
Lord Pravage responds "Didn't I just say Evil was smart? We don't need any Stupid Evil Overlords!" as he shakes his disrupter menacingly.
"So all of you that like playing good. You can still play all good games and still be in the Evil Empire. All you have to do is these easy steps when you are close to winning".
1.) Get colony ships and load them up with 1 Mil colonists apiece.
2.) start colonizing sub-pq worlds (yes even the 3 pq worlds). You only want to trip the special event which you can do EVERY time if you just change the name of the system you are colonizing. YES! You heard me right. Change the name, automatic special event card. Just click the choice and destroy the colony.
And whalla! one step closer to the dark side.. MUHAHAHA!
So for all of you evil overlords that feel you just cant win playing it all evil. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU DONT HAVE TO! Its so easy to turn evil in a turn! Its cake! All of my games I have recorded have been pure evil but that doesnt mean I played them that way.
JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!
For those of you that follow the path of chaos, whether it be Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh, or Tzeentch. Join the EVIL EMPIRE or your Demon Princes and your Greater demons will fail you!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!!
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remember, you get 5000 free torian slaves if you join Evil Empire.
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i just did tons of studing this weekend for a test that i though i would have this wednesday. turns out its actually *next* wednesday!
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Fulgrymm >>> well, everyone except the neutrals and the goods. We would put everyone thats evil into Evil Empire, and everyone else would have their own individual empire, that way Evil Empire would clearly be #1!
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next week is going to be busy, 2 tests, 2 lab tests, and 2 quizes
lots and lots of studing this weekend
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Into the Evil Empire thread...
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