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Dark Assasin,
It's good to see ya hanging out in the forum! You should join Evil Empire, and then you can use that intro I wrote for you when you arrive! 
          
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with 2 more people, our empire will be doing very well. Dark Assasin, and Rainbird, since our empire is in need of more people at the moment, i will promote both of you to the senate if you join.
with 5 people in our empire, it will seal our empire's place above "gone golders", the empire with 99 people in it (sure, most of them arent active). to the people who have been looking at the metaverse for awhile, being above "gone golders" isnt a big deal, but to newcomers, they will more see it as a small empire that beat a huge, 99 member empire. this, im hopeing, will bring a lot of newcomers to us.
    
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| Enter the Dark AssassinIn the shadows lurks a deadly adversary, ever watching as his victim mindlessly goes about his business. Not even the Spymaster sees him as he moves into position. Silently, deftly, the shadow materializes into...Dark AssassinWith a glint of steel, the assassin strikes, and in a moment is gone... |
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Dark Assassin has official joined the Evil Empire. I am at your service, but a word of caution: Use the Assassin wisely, he doesn't like to be decieved.
My joining caused us to jump from 15 to 13.
-Dark
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ahh! excellent, excellent!! (hairythetaco rubs hands together gleefully)
one more member, and one more member to our senete (i know this is kinda weird, its like we are some evil democracy). your will be recieving the standard, signing on bonus of 5 Drengin death furnaces and 5000 torian slaves shortly.
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You guys are growing by leaps and bounds! Congrats! And Dark Assassin, hope you enjoy your new home! I think you'll be right at home in the evil confines of the Evil Empire!
By the way, I'm trying to get a sinister smiley from the devs. You guys would be using it almost every post, I would say!
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exclusive rights, pay you tribute??? we dont understand, i think that part of our brains never developed. wait a minute, let me ask our torian slaves...
ok im back, my slaves tried to explain what you are saying to me, but unfortunatly i killed them, all of them. i told them what you said and i asked them by what you ment, and they started answering, however, unfortunatly i had a sudden urge to poke them in the belly with a pointy metal bar. sorry, i still dont understand by what your saying.
by the way, i would like to inform you that we, the Evil Empire, now owns exclusive rights to the following evil activities:
1. Piracy.
2. Assassination
3. Gambling
4. Smuggling
5. Alien Cuisine and Tortue
6. Espionage
7. Dirty Tricks
you're welcome to claim any terriority we have left out, however we will claim them as our own. if you try to move into any of these enterprises, we'll just have to make you an offer you cannot refuse...
Respectfully yours,
HairyTheTaco
Evil Empire Company-Attorney and PR Officer
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that reminds me, i have that big dinner party in 3 days, i will need more torian slaves pronto!
have you ever tried torian eggs? they are most wonderfull when eaten 3 weeks after they were laid. i boil them in brine for 1 hour, and serve them with mustard. who would know that unborn torian children would taste so good! 
if anyone is interested in trying my recipie for torian eggs, i suggest you join our empire.
click here to try torian eggs ->  Link
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if anyone else is looking at joining Evil Empire, take note that you will be the "lucky" 5th member 
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Whoa, CypherPax chill out. Your talking genocide on a large scale. Granted that the Evil Empire is small but we are growing and we don't take assassination attempts on our Commander-In-Chief very lightly.
Oh and by the way if you want to learn some new and better forms of assassinations feel free to contact me. I love taking on students and show them the joy that comes from being evil.
-Dark
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2 more members, we're on fire today!
now, who will be the lucky 7th member? remember, #7 is considered lucky in many places on earth.
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Congratulations in your quick ascense, but remember the saying "Be nice to those ones that you meet in your way up, because those are the same ones you will meet again in your way down". Good luck and good hunt. Kaplax!!!!
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| "Be nice to those ones that you meet in your way up, because those are the same ones you will meet again in your way down |
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Nice Mayito7777. I'll keep that in mind.
But just rememeber....I am the assassin. So anyone I feel as a threat you better watch your '6' as it seems.
Yeah, let's go EVIL!!
-Dark
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I don't know if you notice that my picture is kind like red, I used to be evil, but evil doesnot pay, so I have been playing every level lately, but sometimes I jump the fence to the evil side, it is nice to see the Terror Star coming and slowly blowing away all the assassins from the Evil empire, hahahahahaha!!!!!! 
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Mayito7777,
I don't think it's possible to kill any of the EVIL assassins let alone all of them. I gotta tell you I love my ship the ESS (Evil Starship) Dark EVE. Nothing special but I enjoy my duties has an assassin to much to spent too long on the ground anywhere.
The only way you can kill any or all of us is when we meet every so often, but good luck trying to find out when that is because no one outside the Senator ring knows, and I don't think any of us are in hurry to die in a bright fiery end.
Just helpful knowledge in case you do decided to send a Terror Star our way.
-Dark
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10th place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do think that GROSS has far stronger claims to piracy and alien cuisine than these Evil folks have yet to earn. That leaves about four things still up in the air, methinks.
