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#475
by Veteran MM77 - 11/10/2003 8:00:53 PM
-----------------STORY/SAGAS*INDEX------------------
The CariElf Fanclub is dedicated to ALL of STARDOCK. And is open to ALL.
Yellow Sign : * AI:CariElf * #15
TheQuack : * The dodgy brothers * #104
* CARI-CON * # 181
* Code Wars * part2 #122
* Divine Secrets * Post # 201,202,203,206,223,224,225,226,227,260
Blue Ocean : * Code Wars * part1 #110 part3 123
* The Voyage * Post # 189,193,212
Killa Koala : * LORD TERROSTAR VICE PRESIDENT Chistopher Packer's diary * # 211
* A STORY OF LUST AND POWER GONE WRONG * Post # 255,257,259
* The Skowbo Swamp Prose Competition * #326
* The Search for Kit * #388
Obi Wan Kenobi: * Ah * #408
KitWarrior : * ( Greetings of new times ) * #284
MM77 : * On the spot report * #128
* C-Files * post #183 #252
* When Gods Evolves * #267
* Planet CariElf * #273
* KitWarrior * part1 # 282 part3 #287
* GC*AFTER HOURS * post# 335,363
* GC* BEFORE HOURS * post# 373,374
CariElf : * KitWarrior * part2 #284
---------------------POEM*INDEX---------------------
The CariElf Fanclub is dedicated to ALL of STARDOCK. And is open to ALL.
Killa Koala: post #18 #40
Keith La Mothe: #34
Gerakken: post #125 #330
The Quack: #262
PontiusBruinPilot: #431 #454
MM77: post #12 #180 #217 #219 #228 #272
-------------------- WCARIELF*INDEX -----------------
The CariElf Fanclub is dedicated to ALL of STARDOCK. And is open to ALL.
Blue Ocean: post# 108,120,130,159
wampyre: #165
TheQuack: post# 169,262
KitWarrior: #291
Killa Koala: #292
MM77: post# 24,26,64,68,102,106,117,128,231,253
Ray the Wanderer: #166
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#477
by Veteran MM77 - 12/30/2003 5:14:09 PM
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Where you have been MM77?
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Welcome back MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7777777777777777!!!!!!!!
          
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That was the only thing missing here. MM77!!!
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 LIke this one??
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CariElf is the best
is the best
is the best
CariElf is the best
person on the boards. 
I have discovered the CariElf fanclub!
Merry Christmas (A little late) and happy new year (Right on time)!
We all appreciate you!
  
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computing afoul
radiance in emptiness
lightning fixation
   
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She's back! Must bump my poem! Must bump my poem!
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#487
by Senator CariElf - 1/5/2004 2:51:59 PM
I hope that you all had a Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. I certainly did. I didn't work at all. I did have to keep my house clean through several parties, though. Happy New Year!
 
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I’ve got Her Highness of Programming surrounded! Bliss! Bliss! Bliss!
This is a prophetic return for the ol’ Kit! No one will be safe from my growing power! MWHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
Time to distribute the 2003 Vintage Mountain Dew and Chocolate  Peace Ball Commemorance Party Gifts from the G.R.O.S.S. cellars. Drink, eat, be merry! Yezzz yezzz yezzz... MWHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
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#490
by Senator CariElf - 1/5/2004 5:29:51 PM
, well, now I've got the post after you MM77, so if you work fast you can beat Kit to the punch this time. 
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#492
by Veteran MM77 - 1/5/2004 5:50:33 PM
Bha ha ha ha !!!
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#493
by Veteran MM77 - 1/5/2004 6:05:22 PM
I HOPE NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH THIS STORY.
EVERYONE IN THIS STORY I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR.
I HOPE IT FITS IN FOR THE CFC
GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE
CHAPTER 1 : THE CARIELF ARCHANGELS WARRIOR DIVISION.
KNUCKLE UP!!
( Sound track -- FLIGHT OF ICARUS by IRON MADEIN )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * ARCHANGELS FOLLOW!!!
( Elsewhere three other simultaneous events happened )
I LOVE YOU!
( Much was the feeling on Sol 2 As the Terro Star POWER UP BEFORE IT! )
Molly * Mommy why are you crying?
Mother * Were going to sleep for a long time ( sniff ).. come here baby let mommy hold you.....
hush now baby don't you cry... god is going to give us a better life......( sniff ).....
( Meanwhile on the EXCALIBUR 2003 )
Tactical * Captain ORDERS!
Captain * HOLD!
( The captain has been in many tough positions before, You must have to command a EXCALIBUR CLASS SHIP.
But with SKILL or BACK UP it was IMMPOSIBLE to to defeat or NONE to be found. In this case.
DRENGIN JUST achieved beyond human technology and is Standing Before THEM! )
Captain * Were the LAST ship, after us our PLANET! I COULD NOT ASK! FOR A BETTER CREW.
( The Captain can't figure if he's most sad about losing his ship! or the 20 billion Lives on his PLANET! )
( And at Vaga 4 )
UNITED PRESIDENT of VAGA 4 * PEOPLE PLEASE! STAY CALM! Space sharks have NEVER been reported as to ATTACKING a PLANET!......YES we do have reports that it is a MUTAIN SHARK!...
BUT THATS NO REASON to be ALARMED!!!AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!,
( ARCHANGELS appear around Harel and the crew with ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer!
Holding them in stasis in air above HIM! )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * YOU! KILLED OUR PRESIDENT?!!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * I'll take over, I'm the highest ranking officer here.
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You out of Jurisdiction.
This is CariElf BUSINESS! NOT the GODDESS KarmaGirl!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * Oh... I don't know?!
Why, just on the way here some CLUMSEY ARCHANGEL bump! into a Terro Star and DESTROYED it!
It's a SHAME all it was doing was tidying up the solarsystem..
And THEN another one RUNS into the first CIVILIZATION with BEYOND HUMAN TECH! and POOF! gone!
I was SO looking forward to some decent life to watch...
And if that's not ENOUGH! Who's the one that ran into the poor little sharky on the way here?
My my my I MUST say the GOD'S will be pissed when thay find out their little pet is now SUPPLYING a PLANET with fish for the next four YEARS!
[ ENOUGH ]
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You out of Jurisdiction!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * OK I'll let you beat up on some mortals then.
CALL if you need HELP! ( smile )
( And with that A.A.P. PontiusBruinPilot was gone. )
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CHAPTER 2 : THE DEATH OF A DEMIGOD!
( Approximately 1 minute BEFORE ) ( NO QUARTER by LED ZEPPLIN )
Killa Koala * Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...RALPHHHHHH!!! chocolate
[ GROSS! ]
FOOLS!!!!
MM77 * You can't eat a DEMIGOD!.......LOOK what you done to my BODY!!!
( That instant he pulls out the CariElf Sword! )
Harel Eilam * Uh Q we could use a little a assistance HERE!
( As soon as Q appears The CariElf Sword slices it in half and sucks it spirit energy into the BLADE! )
( MM77 Knows he needs MORE POWER! So he destroys the entire Q continuum alonge with M1-6
None of them even know he left! )
( MM77 sends a energy blast at Killa Koala, The CariElf Sword readys high in the air! )
Harel Eilam * YOU KILL MY MATE!!!.....YOU DIE!!!!
( Harel Grabs the last BALL in hand and throws it at the disfigured chocolate DEMIGOD! )
( TIME seem to last a year as the CariElf Sword SLICES the DEMIGOD in HALF!
Teetering on life and death the ball hit's MM77 and his SPIRIT FUSES with the UNIVERSE )
Killa Koala * Uggg ...OHHHHH....to much chocolate goodness ...
( Elsewhere at The CariElf Temple )
KNUCKLE UP!!
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CCHAPTER 3 : WHEN GODS EVOLVES.
( #267 by Citizen MM77 - 6/26/2003 7:57:29 PM CariElf Fan Club)
( KASHMIR by LED ZEPPLIN )
(The Lord looks down from his throne, with an disgusted and impatient look.) well
LORD MM77 * My blades thirst for blood! I need BATTLE! Shall I kill ALL for whom I know? Or shall I kill ALL fresh meat! How shall I go about this quest?
(The god ponders.)
LORD MM77 * For I AM DEATH, FOR I BRING IT! For is there any out there that would like to taste my BLADE!
( The god ponders to himself for he wishes to impress the goddess CariElf )
* LORD MM77 * For I will issue a challenge to all GODS! I will reward any god that can kill me for death only makes me stronger! I taste blood on the tip of my sword.... SWEET!
( His sick twisted soul waits for his first victim. )
( JUST THEN he feels the DEATH of another GOD in another universe )
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CHAPTER 4 : WHEN ANGLES FALL
( THE WANTON SONG by LED ZEPPLIN )
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * HOW?!! Can these mortals KILL A DEMIGOD!!!
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * It's SAD irony mortals many ages ago
Started to NAME their CHILDREN after US!
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR VICE PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * Well these will NEVER have ANY!!!
( With untold FURY! The TERRO STAR RAISED his BLADE! JUST as a portal opened up in SPACE! )
( The BLADES made the KILLS thier SPRITES were in the BLADES )
LORD MM77 * AHH! That was fun. ( smile ) Now what have we here.........
( Looking at the crew in stasis...JUST THEN ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot appears! )
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * YOU KILLED THEM with there BACKS TURNED!!!..
YOU DIE!!!
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CHAPTER 5 : HARRIET
( HAVE A CIGAR by PINK FLOYD )
LORD MM77 * Takes Harel out of stasis.
Harel Eilam * What happened to the angels I seen before I was froze THAY seemed rather pissed.
LORD MM77 * There in my blades.
Harel Eilam * Q NOW! Sauron?!
LORD MM77 * Q is gone and Sauron is a little tied up.
Now I need you to do me a favor.
Harel Eilam * I'm not going to help you unless you Every thing as it WAS!
LORD MM77 * I have NO TIME to barter with you mortal.
Harel Eilam * WELL GO AHEAD! and KILL ME a THOUSAND TIMES I'LL NEVER HELP YOU!
LORD MM77 * TRUE for a mortal your spirit is extremely strong, I need YOU to KILL ME.
But I see you need a LITTLE motivation.
( And with a mere gesture Harel was changed into Harriet )
Harriet * WHAT!!! You changed ME into a GIRL!!!
LORD MM77 * Now Harriet, When my BLADES come down on me and I seem DEAD!
THROW those BALLS at ME!
Harriet * ENOUGH TALKKKKKK!!!!!! DIE YOU B@$%#^&!!!!!
( And with that LORD MM77'S BLADES HUNG OVER HIM! )
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CHAPTER 6 : THE GODLING
( SHEEP by PINK FLOYD )
NOOOOO!!!!!
( A YOUNG GODLING puts Harriet in STASIS, Then teleports them to another solarsystem )
( LORD MM77 * BLADES ATTACKED the GODLING!!! The GODLING'S SWORD STANDS FAST!!! )
( Black Hole,star,antimatter,galaxy energy all focused on each other!
The fight look like it went on for an eternity, BUT it was hardly a SECOND! )
LORD MM77 * You put up a GOOD FIGHT! But GODLING your powers are young.
Now to FINNISH OLD BUSINESS!
NO.
( And with the slightest effort CariElf transported the GODLING to another solarsystem. )
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CHAPTER 7 : THE GIFT
( THE BITCH IS BACK by ELTON JOHN )
( The GODLING appears in front of the crew and takes them out of STASIS )
Harriet * WHAT IS GOING on NOW!.... SOMEONE STOP THIS NIGHTMARE!
The GODLING * I owe you a favor from a friend. make your wish.
Harriet * I WANT TO BE MALE AGAIN!!!
The GODLING * Done
Harel Eilam * Uh..Thanks....where is Q?
The GODLING * Gone. Killa Koala, Your wish....
Killa Koala * A THOUSAND TON OF CHOCOLLLLLLLLLLL......offf
( Harel elbows Killa )
Killa Koala * i mean i would like all of the q continuum returned with q in it.
( The GODLING takes his SWORD! And cuts his wrist as if a GOD can BLEED!
No blood seems to come out but the SWORD turns BLOOD RED! ..
A single beam of energy seems to FLASH out into a void in SPACE! )
The GODLING * Done.....Harel I have a few from ME to give you.
If you are EVER KILLED I will bring you back to life.
Harel Eilam * Uh..Thanks
( And with that The GODLING appears is thier ship with them. )
Harel Eilam * HAY! What's with all these TAMPONS?!
The GODLING * You may experience occasional bleeding month to month.
( And with that The GODLING appeared in the CariElf Temple! )
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
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CHAPTER 8 : TRUE LOVE.
( QUEEN BEE by GRAND FUNK RAILROAD )
LORD MM77 * GODDEST CariElf I bring you gifts. ( smile )
( Chocolates and cases of mountain due surrounds her )
LORD MM77 * I here there's a STARDOCK HOP we can go to the D.J.SUCKS BUT!
There is this Evil Steve character that I find amusing.
( The Goddess CariElf dose not respond )
LORD MM77 * SORRY I'm not GOOD with JOKES!...
What Gifts can I give you?...That would please you?
GODDESS CariElf * I WANT MY ARCHANGELS NOW!
( LORD MM77 Seem to manifests tears as if GODS CRY. Thay Splash on his BLADES!
LORD MM77'S BLADES HATES MERCY! The BLADES spit out the SPIRITS of the ARCHANGELS! )
GODDESS CariElf * PRESIDENT ARCHANGELS PontiusBruinPilot, TO.
LORD MM77 * I LIKE HIM! ....OK.
( The GODDESS CariElf put them in ARCHANGELS BODYS and sends the to the TEMPLE!
With no effert)
GODDESS CariElf * LORD MM77 What do you want.
LORD MM77 * You know what I want, I WANT YOU GODDESS.
GODDESS CariElf * Why do you wast your time? Your EVIL and I'm NOT!
LORD MM77 * Because I have all the TIME in the MULTIVERSES.
And YOU KNOW...( smile ).... opposites attract. ( smile )
( As LORD MM77 opens a portal to his universe he turns to CariElf and says. )
LORD MM77 * WAIT! To you see WHAT I BRING YOU NEXT!
( Fade out with WISH YOU WERE HERE by PINK FLOYD )
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CHAPTER 9 : SOME KIND OF HOMECOMING.
( TIME by PINK FLOYD )
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * THANKS Pontius.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * For WHAT?!
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * You Know,...Comming back for US.
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * I did NOT! Come back for YOU!
I came BACK for the HONOR of THE TEMPLE.
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * Right...
[ INTRUDER ALERT! ]
( The GODLING freezes thier bodys. )
The GODLING * ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer.
ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer * I'M NOT PRESIDENT! WHO ARE YOU!
The GODLING * AS You know when a DEMIGOD / DEMIGODESS dies in a universe it FUSES to that UNIVERSE and EVOLVES to a GODLING, A GODLING dies to become a GOD.
LORD MM77 is the SUPREME GOD in his UNIVERSE. BUT in OURS his powers diminished down to GODLING level. He Wanted to die Here to CHALLANGE the GODS and IMPRESS The GODDESS CariElf.
He would have been a FULL GOD HERE! had he DIED! THAT'S WHY THE DEMIGOD MM77 HAD TO DIE.
SO I COULD STOP! HIM!
ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack * WHY If LORD MM77, Has GODLING POWER here,
GODDESS CariElf could not GET us OUT of his BLADES!
The GODLING * HIS BLADES are extensions of his SOLE. He would have to be KILLED to RELEASE THEM.
AND KILLING HIM HERE is not the BEST THING to DO!
ARCHANGEL PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot * So WHY?! Did You BOTH NEED A MORTAL to KILL YOU?
The GODLING * ALL GOD LOSE thier POWER at the point of DEATH so ALL MATTER or ENERGY thay are using stops in STASIS. The thing NEED to KILL a GOD or GODDESS is HATE OF THAT GOD!
Harel Eilam, Had PURE HATE for BOTH! ANY PHYSICAL action would have killed them because the concept of HATE would have manifest into reality, Basicly any piece of matter would do as long as it hits them. ALL GODS and GODDESS NEED a SECOND to DIE.....
I have a GIFT for you ARCHANGEL TERRO STAR PRESIDENT Christopher Packer,
The CariElf BLADE.... Guard the Temple KEEP it SAFE!
Greakken, It seems like yesterday YOU were a ANGEL but now you made BATTLESHIP V.P. And with that you been PROMOTED to ARCHANGEL.
And ARCHANGEL RANGER VICE PRESIDENT TheQuack, You may WISH to skip EXCALIBUR and go become a PRESIDENT for one of the OTHER GODS or GODDESS.
I'll still be The SENTINAL But I won't be around as much.
What is it Greakken, Speak your mind.
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * MM.....I mean GODLING?
The GODLING * A DEMIGOD is HALF MORTAL and HALF GOD.
When I was born my FATHER SLAIN my MOTHER.
HE felt there was no more USE for her so HER SPIRIT helps power his BLADES!
ARCHANGEL BATTLESHIP VICE PRESIDENT Gerakken * So...
The GODLING * LORD MM77 is my FATHER.
( And with that, The GODLING leaves in the portal to LORD MM77'S UNIVERSE. )
MM
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#494
by Veteran MM77 - 1/5/2004 6:22:38 PM
She called me MM77.........Ahhhhhh.....
And ALL is right with the WORLD.
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#498
by Veteran MM77 - 1/6/2004 6:45:06 PM
PLEASE PARDON ME.
The preludes to GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE
Is in the G.C.PLAY HOUSE writting by
Harel Eilam Posts# 107,134,141
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